Math is Hard
So my release date for There’s No Place Like Gnome is November 2nd. I picked that date so that I could sell them at the Dawson Holiday Craft Fair on the 5th. That makes sense, right? That’s what I thought.
But then I remembered that I can’t order paperbacks to sell in person until the release date. Which means…I wouldn’t get them even close to in time for the craft fair. So, now I’ve moved up the release date, which is great news for my little readership but I feel kinda dumb that I didn’t think that through in the first place.
Sigh. I need a personal assistant who can do all this stuff for me. I don’t know why I expect myself to get everything right every time when my primary job is being a mama. Like that isn’t literally the toughest job ever, let’s throw a new career in there. WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS?? Oh, mine. That’s right.
Maybe one day when I’m a New York Times best selling author, I can hire an assistant. Or at least someone to do the marketing, because MAN does marketing just not come easily to me. Hats off to those people out there who do marketing, cause I struggle.
So, long story short here, y’all get There’s No Place Like Gnome early!! October 12th, to be exact! Seems early to me to be releasing a Christmas romance but I’ve already been seeing some popping up and it’s only the beginning of September. If I’ve done the math correctly (and let’s be honest, I’m not totally sure if I have), then I’ll have paperbacks in my possession before November 5th.
Suddenly, I’m almost a month out from release day! Good thing I have my ducks in a row! I’ve been sitting on the cover now for at least a month and I can’t wait for you guys to see it! I’ll do a cover reveal next week maybe, because I’m impatient. Oh! Also, for you e-reader friends, you can preorder the ebook right now! On October 12th, the book will appear, all bright and shiny, right in your Kindle.
Thanks for all the support and for those of you who have left reviews! It’s sort of terrifying how many people have read my books now! I truly didn’t expect so many people to give my writing a chance, and I will always be so, so grateful.
Happy Fall!
